NYC-based comedian/person of wisdom Annie Donley is back to help guide those in search of direction, armed with her unique perspective on life and no-nonsense approach.
This is Teake it or Leave it advise
Read MoreKing iO's Decree
I, , the Only Royal King of the iO Theater Network, hereupon issue a decree!
In mine kingly wisdom, I HOLD IN CONTEMPT, the three naifs responsible for , a.k.a. The iO Theater's most depraved and disgusting sketch show in history! I hate this sketch show! And I'm the king!
But don't just take my (holy) word for it, I have thus enumerated everything these awful fops did during their first two shows!
Read MoreAn excerpt from Jude Tedmori's diary
Dear Diary,
Jude here, with some big news. HIJINKSBUSTERS (after being pushed back a million times for things like Jangleheart, HIJINKSfest, and prom) is FINALLY tomorrow!
In case you didn’t know, diary (AS IF I HAVEN’T TALKED ABOUT IT ENOUGH) HIJINKSBUSTERS is my DREAM SHOW! I get be a HIJINKSBUSTERS for one whole night! I get to be Jamie, Venkman, Adam, Slimer AND Carl Spackler all wrapped in a JUDE BLANKET SANDWICH! O.M.Gosh! I hope all the girls think I’m cute after the show! I’m talking to you, Steph Cook (don’t tell, diary! :-P!!!).
When I first came up with everyone’s individual HIJINKS (HIJINKS=Myth *~*ObViOuSlY*~*), I just thought it would be funny to see that specific person do it, little did I know I had stumbled upon their greatest weaknesses!
Read MoreWhere Are They Now?: MC Hammer's "2 Legit 2 Quit" by Andy Boyle
We all remember where we were when MC Hammer’s “2 Legit 2 Quit” music video first debuted: Transfixed in front of our television sets. Many of us had to sit there because our parents couldn’t afford a remote control, and it was our job to change the channel. Some of us weren’t born yet, but we still remember that November day in 1991.
Read More50 Shades of Mew by Mel Evans
The fanfiction community is a largely untapped resource here at The Steamroller, but that's about to change. Local writer/podcaster Mel Evans is here with an erotic and provocative new piece.
This piece originally appeared on , where she writes: "Given the upcoming release of 50 Shades of Grey (the movie), I decided to post my erotic fan fiction. I have performed this elsewhere, but since I have not yet received a book deal, I am posting it again. Please enjoy my erotic fan fiction."
The day was already ruined. I had been expecting a lovely nap in the sun, but unfortunately my plans had been upset when a can of white paint was unceremoniously dumped down the back of my luxurious black fur, my one pride.
Read MoreGirlfriend Construction Set: a computer game review by Ben Vigeant
I've never been good at building things. When I was a kid, I’d pour out the box of Legos onto the ground and just stare them, impotently. Which is why 1989’s Girlfriend Construction Set for MS-DOS didn’t seem like it was for me. A deeply embarrassing game from a time when it was just immediately assumed that if you even glanced at a computer you were a vile person, as opposed to now, when it’s just likely you are.
Read MoreMy Weight Loss Journey by Tommy McNamara
Hi! It’s that time of year again. The time when everyone throws out their holiday sweets and digs that old scale out of the closet. Since people seem to have metabolism on the mind, I thought I’d share my story.
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