TRUE DOLPHIN FACTS FOR BIGTIME DOLPHIN FANS!!!!!!! AND ALSO SOME LIES TO SPICE THINGS UP!!!!!! by Kristina Felske

This Wednesday, December 3rd is the first preview for the brand new Annoyance musical, Penny, the F*ckable Dolphin: A Love Story. To celebrate its opening, writer/producer Kristina Felske wanted to share some true and not-so-true facts about her favorite marine mammal.

Try to guess which facts are FACT and which facts are FICTION!

  1. The dolphin is the only mammal that gives birth tail first!
  2. The average lifespan of dolphins is 17 years, but they can live up to 50! Dolphins be Golden Girls too, y’all!
  3. Dolphins have retractable penises that they sometimes use like hands!
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Getting to Know CAVES!

CAVES is a brand new improv team formed in March 2014, featuring four talented performers named Jen Burns, Kristina Felske, Jennifer Mills, & Becca Slack. They've secured a run of shows at the Upstairs Gallery on Saturday evenings at 8pm through the end of May, performing alongside a slew of Upstairs Gallery house teams like Dead $$$ and Big Trees!

As a means of getting folks introduced to CAVES, they've put together and answered a questionnaire full of interesting and provocative questions that reveal shocking truths about all four members.

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Notes on Honey & Breezi's Valentines Day Spectacular

Tonight (Friday, 2/14) at 10:30pm, the Upstairs Gallery will host a totally romantic organized by a pair of local high schoolers. There will be improv from two mashup teams, a psychic giving free past life readings, a triple date, and an all-lady rap group, plus spiked non-alcoholic punch and other treats. 

While the producers weren't available for an interview in advance of the show, this series of notes exchanged by seniors  and were found folded up on the ground outside the girls' locker room earlier this week. Check out a scan of their juicy, gossip-filled correspondence below!

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