, member of the very funny local sketch group and writer for The Late Live Show, didn't originally intend for this piece to run on The Steamroller, but It's here as a special Valentine's Day surprise! Grab your sweetie and a box of chocolates and check it out!

Dear David,
Happy Valentine’s Day! I hope your day is both satisfying and professional. I also wanted to thank you for pointing out to me (and Linda from HR!) how inappropriate my earlier Valentine to you was. I now realize that not only was my Valentine sent an "unsettling" two weeks early, but also that my short works of erotic fiction have no place in the “work sphere”. I would never have known that without your help, David. You really are a thoughtful, sensuous boy.
Moaning with apologies,
Laura

Dear David,
Happy Valentine’s Day again! I hope so far it’s been challenging yet fulfilling (much like my orgasms!). I just got a call from Linda in HR asking to “see me”. I just wanted to make sure that you didn’t share my earlier note with her. That was a private note, David. As a charter member of the Chicago Psychosexual Fiction Alliance (CPFA), I can’t always control when inspiration will hit me, but I assure you my note was not meant to be anything more than collegial.
Begging for your forgiving caress,
Laura

Dear David,
Happy Valentine’s Day (still!)! I am just informing you that I am not allowed to describe the quality or duration of my orgasms to you anymore. I hope you don’t miss knowing that they’re both terrifying and abrupt!
With shame that gradually turns into pleasure,
Laura
P.S. Due to prying eyes, please send any responses, probing questions, or nude drawings to my personal email,