Annie Donley's Teake it or Leave it advise

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This is Teake it or Leave it advise

Dear Annie:

Buying presents for people this season is proving very difficult for me. I was thinking of making gifts this year as I want to get my friends and family something meaningful but I don’t want to come across as cheap. I’m terribly stressed about this. Please help me.

-Brett D.

and a Happy Stressmas to you bratt!

If I hed a nickle for every 1 who say they have had it with gifts this yr then i would buy meself a sandwich with the nickel money and sit dowwn and eat it an laugh at everyone buying this gifts and calling them lia!r!! bc everyone say they have had enough but not one has acthually stopped OKK it might piss off the sanmwich artists that I pay in nickel but I know deep down they do not hate me they rielly hate this sesson and themselves so ooo a-makey my sandmwich, B*tc&!!!!!!

well ur question made me think off a very fondly Christ x tune that would make even ur dumb worthless cowroerker cry at her desk This is many a preoples favortre carol mostly bc it makes them feel givingeven though they have not givin a cent this year to the homely!!!

It was almst Christmas time
And stood in  line
Tryin to buy tht last gift or tooooo
Not rilly in the Christmas mood 
And standin front of me was a 
Little boy waiting anxushly Pacin around

like little boys do 
And in his hands he held
A pair of shoe

And His clothes weare worn and old
He was dirty from head to toee
And when it came his teime too pay
I couldn't beleive what I hear him say

Sir I wanna buy these shoes
For my mama pls
It Christmas eve and these show are just her size
Could you hurry sir
Daddy sey there not much time
You see,
Shes been sick for quite a while And I 
know these shoes will make her smile And I
Want her to look beaatufy
If mama meet Jesus tonight ?????

They counted pennys for what seemed like yrs then the
Cashier said, Son, theres not enough here.!!
He search his pockets franticall
Then he turned and he looked at me and he sey
"Mama made Christmas good at our house thou
Most years she just did without, Tell me sir,
What am I gonna do?
Some how I gotta buy her this Christmas shows."

So I lay the money down
I just had to help him out
And I'll never forget the look on his face when he said,
"Mama's gonna look so great."

Well u guessed it that boy run out the store an put that money right into his vain WOWWw to most reading this song meake them break down and cry bc they want to help out innocents but to me this story it has scam written a ll over it. Everything from pacing around the storee to the dirt on him to seying that his mother would meet jesus (well HOW can that be true???) to saying to the honest cashierwho is just trying to make a living O WOW I SEEM TO HAVE NO MONEY TODAY SIR . Best u think twice befor u give things away u better think twice about itt! Maybe dont give out gitfs this year hell I wouldnt blanme u after all this bs

Also... unless u are 6 yrs and do not heave a job do not give out home made gifts. that is such so embarrssing and they go right in the trash behind ur back

pOK peace in the meiddle east yall!
-annie


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