This Wednesday, December 3rd is the first preview for the brand new Annoyance musical, Penny, the F*ckable Dolphin: A Love Story. To celebrate its opening, writer/producer Kristina Felske wanted to share some true and not-so-true facts about her favorite marine mammal.
Try to guess which facts are FACT and which facts are FICTION!
- The dolphin is the only mammal that gives birth tail first!
- The average lifespan of dolphins is 17 years, but they can live up to 50! Dolphins be Golden Girls too, y’all!
- Dolphins have retractable penises that they sometimes use like hands!