Annie Donley's Teake it or Leave it advise

Each week, local comedian/person of wisdom Annie Donley helps guide those in search of direction, using her unique perspective on life and no-nonsense approach.

This is Teake it or Leave it advise

Hey Annie,

Just wondering if you could give me some guidance on a marriage proposal. I think I'm a nice guy but not very romantic, was thinking about proposing in the farm section of the Lincoln Park Zoo, am I way off base here? Also, have you seen the trailer for "Divergent"? Looks pretty amazing.

Respectfully,

S

well hello ther S…..sssszzzz.ZzzzZZZ.zzzZ!!

Oh okok Sorry I jus felt asleep after u mention marriage propose what couldbe more BORINg then get married Well I have no idea bc I do not am not you >! O K YOU haave to the one who decide If shareing her big day is good to do with pigs ion the backround and I tell u fool how funn would it be to see you proposal right near the monkeye cage why IWould if I were there would say LOOKMA ! There are some dumb damn monkeys aboutto get locked in theire own cage! LLO! For hevens sake they donot call it BALL N CHaine for anything.

I have ben thinking ab out your question for all of 20seconds and already I cn have a better idea for you for your proposal sowhy not don’t you ask her what her fatnasies are then do those fantasies and teake Her there to propose and that would be so wildso u both doNOT slip into matrimony SHIT!! Now deary if she sey she don’t have nofatnasy well OKtry some out on her then. Or tell her yours and watch her squerm !! ok but if her wishi is to see you STFU for once then don’t look at me youre the one who askedofr it! Lmao!! Well ..aren’t we all jus lookingfor a hard headed woman /?

Ithanks for teling me about diverge trailer but I only use the internet for porn WELL HOW DO U suppose I come up withmy Hard daddy spankey theBAd schoolmarm fantesies!! Ok TMI but thisone got me horn ]today!!! gtg too hard too type with one hand


thinkabout Lucy &Ricky rickyardo..what a mariatal mes s that was! and then email me for the help with it annie.donley!@gmail.com

-Annie Donley